Breaking News: Mountain discovered in Florida
Article and photo by Mark Renz
“It had been evolving right under our noses!” exclaims local leaders. “Somehow we missed it.”
Tourism officials are excited about the possible boost to Florida's economy. “We're going to see climbers and hikers from around the world,” said Bob Spinmaster of the Florida Tourism Bistro. Following them will be suppliers and more hoteliers. We're confident there may be other mountains we've overlooked. This is truly exciting news!”
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